Never ask a media player for advice.

Maaan, my turnout was pretty boring. Well, not TOO bad after a second try following the rules more carefully. For those who don't know, "go to your music player of choice and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question."

Explanation quoted from Daimera.


What do you think of me, Winamp?
- “Calm Passion” – GGX soundtrack
You flatter me…

Will I have a happy life?
- Michael Jackson – “Human Nature”
From what I know of human nature, I’ll take that as a no.

What do my friends really think of me?
– “A Solitude that asks Nothing in Return”
Uhh... is that a good thing?

Do people secretly lust after me?
- “With a Little Bit of Luck” from My Fair Lady
Makes sense.

How can I make myself happy?
- Nakayama Emiri – “Itsudatte YELL”
WELL, I’LL TRYYYYYY! …not.

What should I do with my life?
- Zoro’s theme from One Piece
‘nuff said. ::grabs duct tape sword in mouth::

Why must life be so full of pain?
- “Music”
I blame the artists and the industry.

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
“The Dance of the Cucumber”
O_o

Can you give me some advice?
- “The Great Blue – DESSERT wa Kimi”
Uh, no thanks. I like savoury courses meself.

What do you think happiness is?
- Robbie Williams – “Walk This Sleigh”
Uh… yay!